1. This Is Just A Vacation
I’ve worked most of my life. I really needed a break. I can finally get some rest!
2. Sending Out Resumes To Appropriate Job Positions
It shouldn’t take too long to get a new job.
3. Work on Dream Projects
Now I have time to finally work on that screenplay about a Korean restaurant in America.
4.Bills
I hope something comes in soon but we are getting by fine.
5. Evaluation
I wonder why I’m not getting any job offers. Maybe I should examine my strengths and have someone look over my resume.
6. Finish Projects Out Of Boredom
Well, the garage is clean. I think there is time to start on the basement.
7. More Bills
How can our heating bill be $200?
8. Desperate Re-evaluation
Maybe I was always meant to be a cattle roper or a clown.
9. Sending Out Resumes Anywhere
At least the Colonel is willing to pay me if I fry for him.
10. Acceptance of Any Job
Yes. I definitely want to join the world of professional competitive bug wrestling.
And if you want to hire me I am still looking.
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