To: AZ State Library, Archives and Public Records -
Dear Sir or Madam,

I wasn't sure who was going to get this message. I just got a wonderful reply from someone named Kim at the Treasury Department of Arizona. I told her about my trip out to your fine city of Phoenix. I take quite a few trips out there for my work. In fact, I travel so often that my coworkers call me "World Travelling Steve Wilson"! They say "There's 'World Travelling Steve Wilson' back from his job on the Phoenix light rail efficiency comparison. Those guys are a hoot.

I am writing to you to see if you have any information on Lewison Mountain. Last time I was out there my friend told me about Lewsion Mountain but I can't seem to find anything about a Lewison Mountain anywhere in Phoenix! I talked to my friend Beniamino Di Cannoli about it today. He lives out in Phoenix and is looking to buy a new house. There is this cat that always wanders into his yard and stares at him. But that wasn't the worst of it. The cat screeches and it sounds like formulaic grunge metal. So, he was looking for a new land deal and I told him that the Lewison Mountain didn't look nearly developed as Camelback Mountain. The problem was he had never heard of it! I have to say I would love to buy a vacation (or work) house there too. Your weather is much nicer than the weather at home! I live in Selden, NY (off Middle Country Rd, right by the Taco Bell).

Does your department have any information on Lewison Mountain? Or is the Lewison Mountain part of the top secret government operation like the UFO under Dreamy Draw Dam?

Thank you for your time and I hope to hear from you soon!

World Travelling Steve Wilson